10 Things I Hate About You (the Tube)

Thought it was about time I put together my top ten pet hates of tube travelling (in no particular order).



1. People who do not move down the carriage - MOVE DOWN.

2. The announcement that there's 'a good service currently operating on all London Underground lines' even though you've been waiting 15 minutes for your train. (Don't forget to get your refund).

3. People who lean so much on their armrests so that they spill over into MY SEAT. Back off.

4. People who insist on reading, even when there is NO MORE ROOM. No, that's not a space for your paper, that's my FACE.

5. When the tube you're on terminates a few stops before your destination - the bastads.

6. People that put their bags in an empty seat. Seats are for bottoms, not your bag!

7. People who know you want to get off the jammed packed tube, but won't move out of the way, in fear that they won't be able to get back on - see how the tube drives people krazy? (Yes, krazy. With a k).

8. People that listen to their MP3 players so loud that the whole carriage can hear it - thanks for sharing, but your music is rubbish.

9. Happy people. The Tube is no place for you - SAVE YOURSELVES.

10. People who don't usually get on the tube during rush hour saying to their friend 'God I couldn't do this every day! Chuckle chuckle'.